Deep Shit

Griese Chicken Report: Sadly, as of now, the Griese Chicken Report will replace the Sexy Rexy Report. That's right fans, no more Sexy Rexy, probably ever. As I mentioned earlier, I don't think this is the right move, but anyways. I'm just wondering if Lovie will be able to swallow his pride and put Rex back if Griese gives them less than a chance to win. Many people want to see Orton put in, but from the looks of the pictures floating around the Internet, I'm not sure he can stay sober long enough to play. Back to Griese. He was in typical Bear's quarterback form, which seems to be some sort of fuck-up-at-the-worst-possible-moment retarded interception throwing machine. Griese isn't entirely to blame as I agree with Da' Bears Blog that Bernard Berian looked like an elementary school lineman trying to catch the ball.

The Good: Even with the secondary that started the season completely out, the defense performed well through the first three quarters. They kind of fell apart in the 4th, but the defense not playing horribly the entire game is all the good I could find. That and Hester was a manimal again.

The Bad: For starters, we lost. And it was to the Lions, which is embarrassing enough, but them having Jon Kitna as their quarterback makes it worse. The Bears fumbled the ball 5 fucking times, but were lucky enough to not lose it. That probably won't happen again. Griese looked Rusty throwing for 3 interceptions.

The Ugly: Besides Kyle Ortons beard, the 4th quarter. The Bears gave up 34 points in the 4th quarter to lose the game. Bad teams generally don't give up that many points in the 2nd half. I get chills just thinking about how bad it was, and that it doesn't look any better. Also, Benson's 50 yard rushing performance is terrible. Give the ball to Peterson, because he actually tries. Benson gives a half assed performance every week so far, but they haven't benched him like they did Grossman. Why? Because Lovie Smith is a sorry excuse for a coach. And for no reason in particular, Orton gets a plaque this week.