NFC North

The Bears play in the NFC North, a conference that hasn't been that great as of late, but is starting to turn things around. Here's a rundown, as of week 4, of the NFC North.

1. Green Bay Packers (3-0) - Brett Favre is back to a version close to his former self, except of course that he looks like a geriatric. Of course I'm just jealous because he's a badass, and the Bears have nothing at QB. Their running game isn't that great, but their passing game is close to the top in the league. They beat the Chargers, who beat the Bears, but if the Bears can get healthy I think the Bears will beat them.

2. Detroit Lions (2-1) - I can't think of a team I hate more than the Detroit Lions. This team ruined the career of Barry Sanders. Anyways the Bears play them this Sunday and I'm a little worried with Griese not having played a game in a while and with the defense having so many injuries. But the Lions got pounded by the Eagles last week, and their two wins came against the Raiders and the Vikings (who they beat in O.T.). They aren't as good as their record or that loud mouthed bitch Jon Kitna would have you believe.

3. Chicago Bears (1-2) - Started off shaky, but they'll get their act together. They're just suffering from Super Bowl loser syndrome (where they should be good since they have pretty much the same team as last year, but every one keeps getting hurt. Just look at the Steelers last year.)

4. Minnesota Vikings (1-2) - Vikings fans seem to think very highly of their team, which is good because I don't believe anyone else does. It seems the Vikings are destined to be bad again this year. Believe it or not, their QBs have looked almost as bad as Grossman, but to be fair they've gone against the leagues best defenses those games. The Falcons, Lions, and Chiefs. Nevermind, those teams suck.